Biel this!

I love this woman.

Fugly

Ok so you're a has-been with a fading careear and given your age you can't get into shape.
How do you take the lazy way out? Well my favorite head case, Mariah carey shows us how by having a set of abs airbrushed on her. Mariah Carey's sudden ab-fab look at New York's Fourth of July celebration has some asking: Are they real? Her rep hasn't commented to PEOPLE, but Sally Blenkey-Tchassova at Brazil Bronze salon in New York says the muscled look is easy to get, using "scultped tanning" to create shadow and light around the abdomen. However, she says, Carey's resembles air-brushed makeup. "We wouldn't paint on a six-pack of abs," says Blenkey-Tchassova. "Our procedure is much more subtle than that."

Mr. Congeniealities' Garage

A true sign that the devil is among us. It is being reported that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James of "MOnster Garage" fame are now married.
Now, don't get me wrong. It's cool to be married to someone in Hollywood. But Sandra Bullock? Jesse Didn't you see Speed 2? Come on!
I would've rather stayed married to the former lesbian movie actress. But that's just me.
She was much better looking.
I bet Sandra is missionary only.
Boooorrrrinnnng!!!!!

Are you kidding?

So this douchebag Carl Rove (Deputy Chief), leaks the name of an undercover CIA agent to the media and is now trying to deny it. When the White House was asked if Rove was going to be dismissed, they replied "No comment" to the mattar.
Not too long ago. W. stated that anyone who was caught doing something like this "Would not have a place in my administration." Well, Rove still has a job. Hmmmmmm.
Now Rove is saying that reporter Robert Novak was the one who originally told him. How convienient that this surfaces now. But so what? That dosen't change anything. I personally think he's lying and should be fired, but that would be the moral thing to do and this is America

Jesus, I think politicians are more self-serving than celebrites. But one thing is for certian; they all get away with the same amount of shit.

Cameron Diaz you swine!

Ok, so here we have what's-her-face. Is she still seeing Timberlake? Shouldn't that be statauory rape of some kind? And she is now suing someone who has topless pictures of her that is threatening to release them.

And why shouldn't he?

Diaz says that the model release form is a fake and that she never signed one. Ok, stupid! What the fuck did you think he was going to do with them? Put them out on the coffee table for guests?

This is just another example of a celeb. being above the law.

Now i'm not saying that O.J is a murdering bastard or anything. Or even suggesting that Michael gave that kid wine then then fondled him. Just that if this we're another noface civillian, the case would get laughed out of court.

Now, in Cameron's defense; iv'e seen you in a bikini and for all intents and purposes, cardboard left out in the rain for a month looks better. These pictures will only bring to light what you really don't look like anymore.

Take it as a "god works in a mysterious sort-of-way thing."

So Un-cool

Anyone see the movie "So Cool" with Travolta and Thrman? Basically a remake of "Get Shorty" but set around the music industry. The movie I thought was well written, good character development, and decent plot. Unfortunatly, I lost it with all the cameos; Steven Tyler, and Fred Durst among others. Which brings me to my point;

How the fuck in god's rock-and-roll Earth do you put such a rock legend, with the such a wannabe pigeon shit? And if you need me to spell out who is who, you should go drink drain-o right now.

Now to be fair to Durst, He did a better job acting because it involved no speaking lines, Or moving for that mattar. Tyler just overplayed the "As Himself" role.

Better luck next time.

Woo Hoo!!!

AS most of you know, I hate most celebrities. Now there is one here and there that seems to be wholesome and self-respecting. But that is few and far between.
It was announced yesterday that the "Simple Life" with Nicole Richie and that piece-of-shit Paris Hilton are returning for a 3rd season. So here I was thinking that I wouldn't have anyting to rag on Paris about, but FOX took care of that for me. I will now have 3 months of new material. Haha.

And I will never visit Paris because of her. That and the French being the ultimate cowards.

New Blog.....

I have created a new blog; "Lord Vulcan" about a coming- of- age character, and who in some ways is my alter-ego. Check it out. Posting will be very periodical.
Sorta like an "Incredible Hulk" kind of thing.

Cindy Fitzgibbon

This girl is the hottest weather chick since....has there been one? Well, I was watching one day months ago and noticed she was gaining weight and I thought she may be pregnant.. and as an artist I see these things. Sorry ladies.
But anywho, then she makes an announcent that she in fact was expecting. Then I got pissed cause it so ruins the dream for the rest of us. Just kidding. Congratulations Cindy, your husband is one lucky motherfucker!

Family Guy

I love this show. it is a very realistic and uncensored look at middle class life in my book.

I fiind it funny that in the show, it isn't Lois and Peter who are the adults; that role is more affirmed by Stewie (One-year old infant son), and Brian (The talking dog). Stewie seems to represent what a little Hitler would be like, hell bent on world domination. And Brian is an Alchoholic. Too funny.

The show was actually cancelled. But then when the DVD came out, sales went through the roof and was subsequently returned to the air.
TV hasn't been funnier.

American Dad is pale competition. Sorry Seth.

Skid Row and the 80's metal generation

I was just watching Skid Row's set from SNL in 92'. And that kicked so much ass, it makes me want to slam my head through a wall. Those guys we're the zenith of heavy and Sebastian was what every frontman should be; killer.

I even contemplated getting the "Youth Gone Wild" tattoo that adorns his forearm. Now that I look back on it, i'm glad I went with the double sleeves.

With the reinsurgence of metal back into todays' lame-ass excuse for rock n' roll I wish they above all would reunite. I caught Sebastian on his live DVD; it's not the same.

And what the fuck is being on the "Gilmore Girls" dude? I think Loreli is hot and all, but come on!

I saw the Skids two years ago on the "Thick is the Skin" tour and I felt bad for laughing.

As far as i'm concerned, Skid Row is the only reason that New Jersey is even a blip on the music map. And no Bon Jovi, you don't count!

Get it together dudes and tour!

Oh, and Baz? Screw Andrew Lloyd Webber!

Huh?

Serena and Venus Williams competing for the same role in a movie? Rumor has it that they are both courting Xmen 3 execs. for the role of a pheromone secreting villian.
Are they the best they can find? Couldn't Latoya Jackson and that Alliyah chick free up some time?
I swear the williams sisters are dudes. Someone should check them for a penis.

Can't resist

Even since blogger introduced the photos aspect of the site, I can't get enough of doing my own Maxim-esque candids. And as current readers of this blog know; I fuckin hate certian celebrities and the media.

So Britney is pregnant. And expecting twins even. Wow, I bet the walking dead that is the american public is eating is up. I can hear it now; "I can't concentrate on my own life so i'll just concentrate on someone elses'. These rants get old, but so does the amount of devotion that we show to these celebs. Guess what? They crap just like you and I. Only difference is that it's alot more interesting when they do it.

She is getting old and I hope she goes away.
Good to see you're going bald and look like shit.
Better keep track of the placenta; it'll wind up on Ebay.

Supreme court no no.....

I don't get it; what's with W. and his affinity for the hispanics? Chances are with the resignation of Sandra Day O'Connor and the imminent retirement of William Rehnquist, it is likely that W. will nominate one to the Supreme Court.

I guess he never had his bike stolen by one or gotten in a fight with one.
Then I remember the time one threw my younger brother in a garbage can. Wouldn't you know I caught his ass walking down the street and he's lucky I didn't strangle him to death.

Weak.....

As in the Metallica version of the "Imperial March."

Isn't there laws against things like this?

Mariah Carey

Ok, I caught the tail end of her show and here's what I think.
You, are a has been who is beoynd your time. Number one allbum or not. I hope Tommy Mattola screws with your careear even more. And did you have to stand your fat-ass among all those starving kids to make yourself look thinner? I thought she was going to microwave a few of them for dinner.

Wow, I am negative sometimes.

Stem cells and big business

Great article in today's Boston Herald about stem cell research. Among many points laid out was one that shows the US falling far behind the rest of the world in terms of progress. Now I don't understand why the US in embracing stem cell research; we could cure all kids of disease, even cancer, the blind could see and the paralyzed ma walk. So why aren't we embracing this? Simple. Big business and W. don't want stem cells because it would take BILLIONS away from the medicals companies and corporations. Not to mention these same companies line the pockets of the politicians and law makers to make this research and subsequent cures impossible to attain. It's only a mattar of time before another country like South Korea, who are the undisputed leaders right now, come up with a cure. Then W. will make it outright illegal. After all, who are we to take money away from politicians and big business? It's only our lives i'm talking about.
Do you really think the cancer research places will willingly give up this money? No, they would rather have children die rather than mess with the money.

Immigration and why I hate it!

I am so sick and tired of hearing of these people who come and abuse our system and benefits. We have people legal citizens starving in this country, and yet we have people who immigrate here illegally and then take every benefit we have so there isn't any left for the real citizens.
There are people who immigrate illegally into this country into Texas. The cattle ranch owner who sees the perp trespasses on his land, shoots and kills him. Then his wife, all the while still in Mexico , still not speaking english successfully sues the cattle rancher for millions and has to see his ranch. What a country.
What we need to do is when we institute the national ID card, we empower ALL state and federal agencys the power to crack down on illegals. And by crack down I mean, say a decent, tax-paying citizen notices that an illegal family is living above them, or drive down the street and see them landscaping a lawn, or the ever popular roofing gig . He can then call the police to investigate. Police come and see that the immigrants are here illegally. Guees what? Immediate deportation. No appeal, No "I don't speak english". I don't give a fuck about you, your family what kind of poverty you lived in before or what drug cartel is after your son. Get out of my country you immigrant scum!
I have paid countless thousands into social security, and to know that it won't be there for myself or my son when we get older infuriates me to the point that I have to write things like this. And yet someone who isn't even legal can get all the benefits.
It is unfathomable that a group like the minute men who are the true champions of freedom and decency aren't allowed to operate.
There need to be more polititions that care about this country to get these people out and close our borders once and for all. No more immigration to this great country.
Stay in mexico, columbia or whatever 3rd world country you crawled out from.
What is this country coming to?
Vincete Fox? Kiss my white fuckin ass you trash. Stop letting your police kidnap tourists.

And for the record, I am not a racist. I am just sick of our system being abused to the point that it is collapsing.

Celebrity Trash

I can't stand hollywood and the liberal media. Problem with us today in society is that we pay too much attention to the fictional lives of celebrities and not enough to our own. Do we really need to know who Tom Cruise is banging this week? Do I need to know what goes on in the white trash life of Britney Spears who is SOOOOO desperate for attention, she'll support some dope and then let it all hang out for reality television? If reality shows are so real, why do they employ writers? Stupid american public. Reminds me of the pied piper leading the rats to their doom. And we're the rats.

Beyoncé, what can I possibly say about her? Whatever I want. Thank you first amendment. I saw her ghetto ass tattoo and I thought, "How fitting is that?"

Cameron Diaz suffers from the worst pancake tits I have ever seen. I don't know how Timberlake can go down on that. I guess money is everything.

No amount of Photoshop can hide the evidence of Kelly Ripa having kids. Kelly, do us a favor; stick to daytime talk TV, and leave the real acting to professionals like Regis.

Kirsen Dunst looks like an ugly heroin addict.

Ok, and Paris Hilton? I hope I meet you in real life so I can spit at you and tell you what a fuck you are. You've never worked a day in your life, represent everything that is wrong with America and why we need to have our freedoms restricted. You are an embarassment to yourself and the name you purpose. You are not famous for your intellegence or charm. You are famous because you're stupid, screwed on film and people can't get enough of it. I stay away from anything your name, or the Hilton name touches because see it or not, you're an embarassment. And someday, your socialite life is going to come crashing down and I hope then, you will continue to bother us with your life no furthur.
The smartest thing Nicole Richie did for her crdibility was get away from you and I hope you won't make Stewart's daughter look more stupid than when she wiped that bike out at the awards show.
Oh, and Paris? Your fiancee looks like a homosexual.
I hope your uterus dies so you cannot pollute the world with any more of your kind.

Lara Flynn Boyle? I think you and Dunst are using the same dealer. Nicholson was right to dump you.

All these celebrites have in common is that they were in the right place at the right time. Or just banged the same jewish producer. Now if we can just get the rest of the world to see these scum for the degenerate trash they are, and we may stand a fighting chance.

Natalie Portman

Ok I have a problem with celebrities who go to college. And the reason is that when they go to college, they start to take themselves seriously. Now I loved her in Star Wars and she is such a cutie, but it annoys the crap outta me that she won't show her boobs. Are you too god to show them Natalie? grow some nuts willya?
I almost forgot where I was going with that. This past weekend she gets pulled over in NY for having an expired registration. Natalie is sporting a shaved head for her role in "V is for Vendetta" and she felt that her getting pulled over was a case of 'racial profiling' because her shaved head "Made her look like a terrorist". That is rich.
Next time, renew your friggin registration so some poor cop dosen't have to deal with your whiny ass.
Racial profiling. Is it too late to get a refund on that Harvard education stupid?
I hope he gave her a ticket.

Katie Holmes

Ok, this "marrige" is so full of shit. Cruise is a two-time loser and will definitly make it three with this one. Dosen't Katie Holmes realize she can do better than him? Now don't get me wrong, Cruise has made some of the most entertaining movies iv'e seen, but he sorta sucks in the personality dept. And WTF is with scientology? That's like saying morman is a legitamate religion. And I would be willing to bet twelve hours, nailed on the cross, that my man didn't visit Salt Lake City. Whatever.

London Bombings

Truly barbaric and the height of cowardice. I can't say who is responsible for this, but I can definitly point a few fingers. God bless Britian, our thoughts are with them.

Iraq

I personally think W. has it all wrong here in how he's handling Iraq. As a former marine, I find it criminal that we are risking our young sons and daughters to fight this war when we should have turned that area of the world into a giant sheet of glass in the beginning. I think Americans sometimes forget who we are fighting for over there. These are a people who have only known war. If they aren't warring with another country, then it was with themselves. These kind of people cannot exist in a democratic world.
So I wake up tomorrow and i'm the President? Ok here's how I do it;
There is no such thing as laser guided bombs anymore. We roll out EVERY B-52 stratofortrss and we go back to the bombing runs of WWII Berlin and we systematically bomb all the major cities into dust. If a terrorist cell wants to occupy a town, that town is bombed to dust. And we continue this bombing campagin for as long as it takes. Then we isolate all pockets of resistance and move in howitzers and begin long range artillery shelling reinforced by even more heavy bombing. Then we move in batallion after batallion of tanks to clean up. Only then do we move ground troops in.
We would have Iraq situated in six months.
Quick resloution; Nuke the sumi triangle.
Out.

This is what i'm talking about! This Judge should be President.

Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe andtried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he hadanything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam,and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country."Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid. Judge Young:"Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney General. On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutive with the other.That's 80 years. On count 8 the Court sentences you to themandatory 30 years consecutive to the 80 years just imposed. The Court imposes upon you each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 for the aggregate fine of $2 million. The Court accepts the government's recommendation with respect to restitution and orders restitution in theamount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines. The Court imposes upon you the $800 special assessment. The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need go no further. This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes. It is a fair and just sentence. It is arighteous sentence. Let me explain this to you. We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid. We are Americans. We have been through the fire before. There is all too much war talk here and I say that to everyone with the utmost respect. Here in this court, we deal with individuals as individuals and care for individuals as individuals. As human beings, we reach out for justice.You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any war. You are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you a soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether it is the officers of government who do it or your attorney who does it, or if you think you are a soldier. You are not----- you are a terrorist. And we do not negotiate with terrorists. We do not meet with terrorists. We do not sign documents with terrorists. We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice. So war talk is way out of line in this court. You are a big fellow. But you are not that big. You're no warrior. I've know warriors. You are a terrorist. A species of criminal that is guilty of multiple attempted murders. In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the press and where the TV crews were,and he said: "You're no big deal."You are no big deal. What your able counsel and what the equally able United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What was it that led you here to this courtroom today? I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing. And I have an answer for you. It may not satisfy you, but as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know.It seems to me you hate the one thing that to us is most precious. You hate our freedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as we individually choose. Here, in this society, the very wind carries freedom. It carries it everywhere from sea to shining sea.It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here inthis beautiful courtroom. So that everyone can see, truly see, that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely. It is for freedom's sake that your lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf and have filed appeals, will go on in their representation of you before other judges. We Americans are all about freedom. Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties. Make no mistake though. It is yet true that we will bear any burden;pay any price, to preserve our freedoms. Look around this courtroom.Mark it well. The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here. Day after tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this, however, will long endure. Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America,the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice, not war, individual justice is in fact being done. The veryPresident of the United States through his officers will have to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can bejudged and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.See that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of America That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten.That flag stands for freedom. And it always will.Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him down.So, how much of this Judge's comments did we hear on our TVsets?We need more judges like Judge Young, but that's another subject. Pass this around. Everyone should and needs to hear what this fine judge hadto say.Powerful words that strike home.
God bless America, and Fuck you Richard Reid you towel headed motherfucker!

The Pricks Pt. I

My neighbors annoy the shit out of me. They are so loud and inconsiderate. And to ask them to quiet down is almost like you are insulting their culture. They are spanish, and anyone that knows me, knows I have a special place in my heart for them. I consider most that I have met to be rude , inconsiderate, and self-serving. And I have met many in my life. I even had a bike stolen by one when I was young.
So they have these "Prayer Meetings" that consist of loud music, stomping on the floor with a large number of people. I have a 3 year old son. Now, iv'e been a catholic all my life and I have never known these meetings to be like this. I guess that's the way they do things in Columbia. Now keep in mind that there are four families living in this house and we have all complained about them to no avail by the landlords. I have even had to call the police on occasion. Oh, and the landlords are my grandparents.
I pay a substancially less of a rate to live here, but for that I get no support from them, and when situations like this happen, they turn a blind eye to it simply because they get 1100.00.
What-the-fuck-ever, blood is thicker than money.
Apparently not if you come from a greedy, authoritarian, Italian family.
And they (my grandparents) wonder why no one wants anything to do with them.
One would think that with all the money they horde in their backyard they could afford a clue.
But then again, they still think and act like it's 1930 America.
Get a clue, it's 2005 and none of us are going to live forever.

Danica Patrick

So for those of you living under a rock as far as the racing world is concerned, The IRL (Indy Racing League) has a new female rookie. Now, keep in mind the IRL is a mostly male dominated sport and she is facing an uphill battle just because she is a female. But time will tell if she proves everyone wrong about her.
Myself included. When I see her she has this too-smug look on her face that says; "i'm fast" And that is really friggin annoying. It makes want to punch her in the mouth. She dosen't give alot of credit to anyone else and she is too much about herself. No wonder why she keeps losing. She needs to humble a little. The mannarisms she gives are those of the seasoned drivers. Not of a rookie. I will even go so far as to say she won't win a race this year.
She gets a pole position and loses on the opening turn WITH her two teammates blocking for her. She claimed understeer and mechanical problems. Riiiiighhhhhhttttt!
Now Danica, I know that you think that the rest of the world is stupid when it comes to racing but there are some of us who know a thing or two. I seriously doubt you can run a car over 200 MPH for over 200 laps with mechanical problems and not have a failure. I think you should have been honest with the media and said it was an "ability" problem, not "mechanical."
Grow up. Nice try, we saw right through it.

Live 8

It was great to see such a worthy cause generating so much. As a fan of music in general I think it was great to bring such acts as Pink Floyd (Good to see Roger Waters peached his fit), Motley Crue (Mick Mars you fuc*ing rule!), and U2(Bono, do you ever shut the hell up?), together in a common cause of decency. I think we as americans take the freedoms and liberties that we have for granted. There are nations so poor that Bono from U2 said that fifty-thousand people will be dead of starvation before concerts end. That is so unreal to me. No one should ever go hungry as my grandfather always says. Hopefully, someday we live in a world where children dying of starvation is a distant memory.

Welcome......

Hopefully, you all don't think this is going to be all depressing. Most of it will be random and sudden thoughts and opinions. Thanks for reading and come back often.

Deva