Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Uh, What?

So Donnatella Versace (Who?) Has opened a shop in London (I think half my audience just fell asleep) and that pig, Mariah Carey attended.

Does anyone else but me think that she may have attended to draw attention away from Donatella's beauty? Ok, that was a bad joke. Sorry to those of you I just killed.
Mariah Carey could be standing next to her naked with hotdog's sticking out of every orafice and most would still be like "How could they let that poor car accident victim out of the hospital?" What the fuck is wrong with Donatella's face? Someone please tell me that.

Good thing someone offed her homo brother or she would still be obscure. Kinda like puffy or whatever he's calling himself these days.

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