Madonna has a religious identity crisis

Proving that she still likes whatever is trendy at the moment, Madonna humiliated herself on the opening night of her tour by doing her best Kanye West impression, appearing on a giant mirrored cross. Only thing is, she isn't black.
And while we're on the subject, shouldn't there be a law against people being Jewish and poking fun at our savior, Kanye West?
I think so.

Britney Spears hates Jews

Even though on her official website she stated that she gave up Kabbalah (Read: bullshit) for her son, the real reason came through:

“She’s tired of the way [Kabbalah leaders] kept hassling her for money.
Actually, it was mostly her mother’s decision. They were always asking
Britney
to tithe [donate a percentage of her salary]. There was a lot of
pressure, and
finally her mom said, ‘Enough is enough’.”

Wow! I think I just had a stroke from reading this. Who would of thought jews were after money? I never took jewish people for being the cheapest motherfuckers of all time. Well, save for my grandparents that is.

And what the hell is up with Brit's ass in this pic? It's looks like she took a dump or something.

Paris Hilton delays herpes outbreak, I mean 'album', again

"Paris Hilton's debut album has been put on hold again.The hotel heiress has
decided that she wants to include a cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy on the CD,
which means that the release date will be pushed back while the idea is
discussed."It's just Paris's latest idea and because she shares a label with
Gnarls, she thinks that it will all be a piece of cake," a source told the Daily
Star."

Are you effing kidding me? This chick knows more about herpes than she does about the music biz. Why do people continue to take her seriously? Guess the music biz must be the trendy thing right now.

Excuse me while I go and throw up about something else. And by something else I mean the thought of Paris Hilton with herpes. And by the way, Paris Hilton does have herpes.

Britney Spears is still a whore

"After Thursday's incident where Britney Spears almost dropped her baby and made a weird comment about owning a gun, she went into a restaurant with an
unidentified friend and broke down into tears, trying to cover up her crying by
shielding her face with Sean Preston. I'd feel bad for her, but crying doesn't
make up for being a horrible parent. If the only way she'll own up to her
mistakes is from pressure by the press then so be it. I can sympathize with
Britney, but her happiness means nothing when compared to the well being of her
child. Now cue some dramatic music and a shot of a guy looking somber.

I love when parents use their kids as an emotional shield. I see Britney still has no clue as to how to dress with any sense of mature responsibility. But then again, when you're trailer park trash, the simplist things about common sense will elude you.

Thanks to the superficial for this bit.

Mass. House finally says it's not ok to break the law

I hate Illegal Immigrants. I hate everything about them. Their sneaky ways. How they steal jobs and resources with no intention of ever paying them back. The way they send thousands of dollars home every month tax-free. And the way the can never assimilate to where they are. They expect everyone around them to adapt, but ask them to? Watch out esse' or you may get a 9 pulled on you.
Well, here's a step in the right direction as far as i'm concerned. And it's about fucking time.

"Massachusetts House members last night decisively defeated a controversial bill to extend in-state tuition rates at public colleges to undocumented immigrants, effectively killing the measure for this year."

"undoucumented immigrants?" That quote must have been written by a democrat. Because in my book, it's "Illegal Immigrant" Not 'undocumented'.
Why should we give these criminals a break on tuition? Most of them are complaining they can't get ahead now. Why should you? All you're going to do is steal our jobs from Americans who rightfully deserve them then send the money back and retire in your country of origin.
Why should it be so easy for someone who is here illegally to go to school where we have so many who are rightfully (read: Born here!) that struggle?
Get them all out. And make illegal immigration an act of terrorism.
I hate you Mexico.

I'm Baaaaacccckkkk

Doing wwwaaayyyyy too much of the Chronic lately. I haven't updated this friggin thing since November...Let's get to it with a good one, shall we?