Fergie was never taught to wipe!

Black Eyed Peas eye candy Fergie seems to have a bladder problem. She can't stop pissing on herself as shown here. Now a rep claims that it was "sweat." Now if by sweat you mean urine, ok I can buy that. But to try and pass this off as perspiration, now that's just a lie.
I personally think she's an ok singer and only gets by because she's attractive. The peas would do fine without her.

Madonna, Not a young Jew anymore

Don't people know when their time is up? Madonna, who flirts with being both British and Jewish obviously hasn't looked at herself in the mirror lately or else would say to herself; " I really have no business dressing this way."
Seriously Madonna, no one wants to see your old ass prancing around in your underroos anymore. What do you think this is? The "True Blue" album where you were semi- attractive?
I think i'm going to go pull out her "sex" book and think of better days.

This is what Willis was talkin bout!

Today, Republican GOP have unveiled a plan that would build a wall streching from the Pacific ocean to the Gulf of Mexico to stem the tide of illegal terrorists entering this country.
Yes, I said "Illegal Terrorists." Because in my eyes, anyone here illegally is a threat to this country and should be tried as such.
I personally feel this is long overdue. These pieces of shit have been coming here for years, abusing our system, taking benefits from those rightfully entitled to them, and not being concerned about the repercussions of being caught. After all, they only need to hop across again.
They are also trying to end birthright citizenship for the children of illegal terrorists. But, that would take an amendment to the constitution ratified by three fourths of the states. Not an easy feat, but it can be done.
I can hear the wheels of the democrats moving to block this. After all, without the Hispanics, who will vote for them?
In ending this all I can say is; THE PARTY'S ALMOST OVER!!!!!!!!!!!